Genki

This past week I was off in Hiroshima city for orientation and upon my return i was struck with the cold from hell. It came from nowhere on thursday morning and by lunch time I was a fevered, lock jawed wreck. It is Obon week this week (a big festival where everyone in Japan returns to their family home) so the high school not to mention the town was emp.tee

It was in fact my headmaster and a sweet sweet man in 'Jim' - Japanese for Admin - who swaddled me off to Mihara hospital. It seemed so grave! But I had to go to the hospital only because all the local practices were closed for the week. Once in the hospital I came to realise how little Japanese I knew. Between sweet man from Jim (I wish I had dads facility for recalling names!) and a fluent gaijon friend over the phone we managed to establish that I was not pregnant, I was was nauseous, I had pain in the throat but no snot and that I was feverish but not dizzy. The man from Jim left me in reception assuring me that someone would bring me pills and I could pay the next day.

The next day I was very very sick indeed. The pills had had no effect. My glands had swollen so monsterously that it looked like my wisdoms had come out all over again and i couldnt even swallow my own spittle. A very sorry sight. My supervisor called to say he had heard I was poorly and did I need to go back to hospital. Yes please! Drive me please! He and his family were there in a flash (from the next town over) and they sat with me in a two hour queue at the hospital to see another doctor. The queue was mostly little old ladies with the highlight of a baseball player, uniform all muddy in the bum, holding an icepack on an alarmingly bulgy arm. His dad looked way more worried than my supervisor.

This time in the consultation all I had to do was sit and shiver and try to swallow spit while my supervisor and the doctor (imagine a Japanese doctor Dolittle wearing a paper shower cap) discussed whether I should get new pills or a drip. I was all for the drip. Mainline the Cure!! And in the end I got it and spent a blissful hour and a half in a low hospital bed with a drip quitly fixing me and nurses with all kings of charms and pens doodads dandling off their uniforms scuttling about. Oh, before the peace there was a bit of trouble finding a vein. I automatically gave them my left arm (blood donor arm, yeah, i got the scars, Im hardcore) but it was rejected after a rather painful first attempt and there followed a bizarre expedition up and down my right arm - two gentle pretty nurses walking there fingers up and down up and down until they found what they thought was a good spot - they would try the fluid would flow under the skin making balloons so they would start again. walky walky. pokey needle. i didnt mind in the least. I think I must be a bit of a hyper condriac but man, if i am in a hospital being seen to by pros with pro liquid medicine - its a valhallah

when i came off the drip the nurses checked my blood pressure with a tube machine that starts playing Satie when you slip you arm through. :)

and now three days one drip two consultations and a lot of meds later I am okelidokeli!! And the best part? Im on Japanese medical aid! All that stuff cost Three Fifty ZA Rands. hehe.



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